In reverse order, though, ha :P

Thanks to poking around news looking for the Coupon thingamabob, I came across the new STATISTICS PAGE. And via that, I've discovered that I have been friended by a few people recently. If you want me to know you friended me, be sure to drop me a line somewhere! Cuz otherwise, I'm so oblivious. Honestly.

So first off, HAIIII! Thank you for friending me, I'm uber flattered :) Not something that happens too much.

But ... there are some things you should probably know:

- I squee. A LOT. Really loudly. With tons of photos (not behind cuts a lot of the time but I keep 'em to 400 px wide to try and not kill your FPage too badly). Over the same dude(s). And it's ridiculous.

- I can be a serial updater. I can go a few days w/o updating at all, and then suddenly, BAM, I can update as many as 5 times a day. With really dumb, stupid sh*t, too.

- People don't like me. And they have no qualms about letting me know whenever they feel like it. So if reading about conflicts between individuals is something you're not into/offends you, this probably isn't the place for you cuz when it happens, I'm not one to shy away from mentioning it.

- If you don't comment/I find myself never commenting you, I'll remove you. Not right away or anything (like if you don't comment as soon as I add you, you're gone! LoL) and a comment on EVERY entry isn't required. But if it's been a month and I haven't heard from you? I'll be removing you. And I won't say anything/make a big to-do about it because that's not my style. THIS DOESN'T MEAN I THINK YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON, that I dislike you in any way, or have ANY other negative connotation. It just means as LJ friends, we're not compatible. It happens, and there are no hard feelings :) But if we can't find anything to relate to each other about, or you find yourself scrolling by me whenever you see me, I don't wanna be taking up anymore room on your FPage. But again, NO HARD FEELINGS if that ends up happening. I've actually made some of my best friends through this medium, so I like to really try and talk to people on here is all :P

- Avenged Sevenfold, particularly M Shadows, Kellan Lutz, and Johnny Depp are often featured here, along with cameos by Milo Ventimiglia, Jared Padalecki, & Channing Tatum. I also am a fan of and maintain a comm for the lovely Kate Bosworth, and think Eliza Dushku is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

- Other random facts: as my UI says, I will forever love The Muppets, Mr. Depp, and pro-wrestling, yes, PRO-WRESTLING which I have been a fan of since the 3rd grade. I am interested in all things supernatural which is why I watch Ghost Hunters & Ghost Adventures, among other supernatural related programs, yes, including the fictional show of that same name. Buffy & Angel are my OTP. Orlando Bloom and I "have a past," lmao! Good Charlotte & Simple Plan are my other 2 favorite bands (besides A7X). And lately, alllllllll I do is complain about my job & boss. Got a family that I'm extremely close to and mention a lot, as well as spam you with pics with whenever we have a get together at our casa. I'm old, I'm fat, I'm not very attractive, but I have a big heart and if you're nice to me even once, you kinda have a grateful puppy dog for life. I'm loyal (to a fault) and nobody will ever love you like I will. Scary, I know, but I wanna drop a Truth Bomb on ya and make sure YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO WHEN YOU FRIEND ME!!

Think that's it. If you have any other questions/comments/concerns, you can always hit me up with them :)

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Just hover over ANONYMOUS HOLIDAY LOVE and then click and be sure you LOG OUT OF LIVEJOURNAL cuz the whole idea is to be like a Secret Santa ;)

THE ANONYMOUS HOLIDAY LOVE MEME

Make yourself a thread and post the link in your journal so we can love you on and spread some holiday cheer :) Please & thanks!

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LJ put up this notice for paid users:

If you have a Paid or Permanent account, you can now send 10 of your non-Paid friends a $10 coupon. Your friend will be able to purchase a Paid Account for $9.95 (instead of $19.95) for one year by enrolling in our automatic payment plan or make a manual payment of $15 (instead of $25).

Anyone want a coupon from me? I have 9 left.

If you have a paid account and want to offer your coupons, on the HOME page, go up to the FRIENDS header, hover over it, and then the HOLIDAY PROMOTION option is what ya want in the drop down menu!


*by sadistic_kitten @ sadistic_treats